Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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