mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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