We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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