this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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