weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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