she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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