Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Randomize
