Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
my mouth tastes like poor choices
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
