His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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