Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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