love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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