So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
