Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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