grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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