I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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