One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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