Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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