i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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