Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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