ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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