Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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