I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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