I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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