you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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