boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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