Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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