if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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