So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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