You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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