people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You pole danced in your parka.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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