at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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