he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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