I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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