Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Drunk is not a location!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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