i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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