I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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