this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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