i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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