You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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