eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
why is half of my head shaved?
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