Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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