i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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