worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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