So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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