It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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