Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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