Whoa Z and x make the same sound
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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