Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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