i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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