I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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