What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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